A small cottage in a beautiful development with a small, sunny garden—it actually sounds like a wonderful vacation, if it weren't for a few major and many minor issues: old, rickety furniture, a bathroom that's too small to get dressed in, a poorly equipped kitchen, a garden that's not dog-friendly. But above all: damp and mold in the shower, a truly stench, dirt, scum, and crumbs everywhere. What a shame!