The entire house is in a state of disrepair: ants are everywhere, shutters are banging because the brackets are loose. The fuse keeps blowing, and the gas grill doesn't work. The shower door on the ground floor is leaking. Upon arrival, there was only one roll of toilet paper for three toilets. There weren't enough towels, no salt or pepper—all the things you should have in a vacation home. The clothes rack is rusty, and the whirlpool function in the whirlpool bathtub is broken. There are no floor mats in the bathroom.