Not enough words.
Different furniture, dirty requires a deep clean, small, thread bare towels, dirty tea towels, bring your own cooking & baking equipment, no fans, no where to hang wet beach bits. No extra linen, no welcome package, no emergency or first aid pack, no sugar coffee or tea for a quick cuppa on arrival. Shower - no pressure, dirty shower & screens not forgetting the grout. Very small TV with no apps, WiFi is used from the owner next door which is constantly dropping and limited ie none after 9am. Blunt knifes, one chopping board for meat & vegetables. No basics for the kitchen ie salt, sugar but there is a 5 year out of date pepper if you like. Dirty walls with snot on them, dirty bathroom doors. Oh and bring your own toilet roll and kitchen roll. Honestly, been staying in holiday homes for over 10 years at least 2 a year. This is absolutely awful. Oh and the owners next door constantly swearing at each so don't bring young children. Garden so small you can't swing a cat in it. Out of 10.... 3 but on the bright side no bed bugs. Although the beds are different to the picture. And no bbq outside. Toilet area so small you'll struggle to sit forward to wipe your bottom. But at least you haven't gone far for the shower to dribble on you.
We hated it!