KennyHelen
September 2021
Our party of 6 stayed in this lodge for 5 nights 1st week Sept.
Firstly the good stuff;
Your back garden is lake Windermere and it’s absolutely stunning - a beautiful picturesque scene. It’s also well situated in Bowness with everything within a 5-10 min walk.
The fair stuff;
The lodge is situated within a park. You do know this if you read the details carefully (as I did) but you wouldn’t know on first sight of the marketing info. I think it’s fair to say you’d expect more exclusivity and privacy given the way it’s marketed and the cost. The park is Fallburrow Park if you want to check it out.
Now the bad stuff;
Sadly this is the significant part of my review. Firstly the furniture & soft furnishings bear no relation to the images used to market the property. The photos attached aren’t great but were taken by me on exit (for a different reason) but give you a snapshot. The overall space is also a lot smaller than the photos lead you to believe. The lodge is essentially a mobile home cladded in wood.
Secondly and most importantly, we arrived to a very unclean lodge. I’m not suggesting that’s always the case but it was for us. The cleaner had only cleaned the main “on show” areas and ignored everything else. Examples; toothpaste marks on bathroom cupboard shelves, hairs & general bits in bedroom drawers, slugs in en-suite shower (I’m not kidding), mould stains on duvet cover, unswept decking, decking furniture covered in cobwebs and outside debris, kiddie toys trapped in decking furniture (presumably from previous guests), dirty walls, and most corners of all rooms had dirt & cobwebs. Attached photos give examples of all of above. We paid £2865 for a 5 night stay. The appearance, cleanliness and reality of the lodge verses the marketing photos doesn’t compare.
Now the worst part of all;
The Host - Jenny. Very responsive during the booking process. Didn’t want to know re messages of complaint sent on arrival and day 2 of our visit. She replied once and with no apology, only stated she’d get the cleaner to get in touch. Who didn’t! Through subsequent messages of communication since departure, she has basically said “we created the dirt ourselves”! Because I forwarded photos on day 2, despite having dated photos of the day before (arrival day) has suggested the dirt was created by us. Said slugs should be expected given the property is near water. In addition, completely denies her marketing photography differs from reality. She made no apology for anything, completely the opposite, instead accused and insulted. Our experience also included a main oven that didn’t work, a leaking kitchen sink, a faulty kitchen tap and a faulty microwave handle. I don’t have a problem with any of this kind of thing … “stuff happens” and I very politely informed Jenny of this info on departure, not as a complaint, but so she could address before the next guests. I had no thank you or apology for the inconvenience these issues may have caused.
On a much smaller note. You’d perhaps anticipate a small welcome pack with a few gestures; wine, chocolates, milk for example and maybe some helpful info such as “suggested walks” “recommended restaurants” “places to visit” etc, but there was nothing.
We had a wonderful time in Bowness (we basically stayed out of the lodge as much as possible) and if it wasn’t for the fact that I’d be spoiling our lovely holiday memories, I’d pursue my grievances through formal processes. I have written to Jenny with my complaints and requested a partial refund to which she has replied “no” and essentially get lost. I have never ever dealt with such an inhospitable host in my life! I actually run a similar business myself and whilst I don’t believe “the customer is always right” I would NEVER respond to a client of mine in the way Jenny has responded to our complaints.
Bowness and Windermere are beautiful parts of the Lakes. Our party had a lovely time, cycling, walking, paddle boarding and dining in Bowness. I’d absolutely recommend a visit, but if you trust my review, do not stay in this accommodation. The entire lodge needs re furnishing, painting and a deep clean before it comes anywhere near a 5* option commanding nearly £3000 for 5 nights.